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A murder that is meant to look natural.
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A murder that leaves absolutly no marks or evidence of murder even after autopsy.
No marks...no illness...Looks like this one died of measles cuz' I smell foul play!
This mark'll be dying of measles tonight.
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When a dog poops indoors and somebody steps in it, and immediately starts throwing up, and is ill for the next three days.
Nick stepped in some dog poo, and started booting everywhere. Then he couldn't go to school for the next three days because of German measles.
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When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed
I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.