A meatless taco is a type of food that comes alive and awarkedly attacks you face with a rake. It can happen anytime of the day, whether or not you are eating mexican food.
Friend one: Gah, remember when a meatless taco attacked?
Friend two: yea, that was awaked.
Ahh! a meatless taco attack
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When two girls without a dick have Sex
Lari: Wanna do meatless love?
Hannah: Yes!
A guy with a micropenis
I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.
Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.
Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'
Sally, Brenda and Janet were involved in a meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich).