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slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"
"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."
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short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.
oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!
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A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom
That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF
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i have no idea what this means. my ex texted me and asked
what the hell does melf mean?
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1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.
(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)
That kid loves prancing in the woods wearing pixie garb way too much. He is such a Melf.
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