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Mom everyone likes to fuck. Yes just like your momma
Your momma is a melf
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It is a conjoined version of milf and an Elf.
I simp for that MELF in that book
Santa sat down all his little elves for some quit time, when little Johnny elf starting acting up. Santa then told little Johnny "Bitch, you better sit your ass down before I go fuck ur melf of a mother." Johnny then sat down and started to cry
Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.
"Melf is back."
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If it's referring to a woman just run! Eazy to love don't piss her off.
I wouldn't mess with that melfe girl.
a "Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck"
My hot ass wife is a MELF, she's a Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck !
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Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.
Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!
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