a noun which means someone who is very chill all the time but will explode when necessary. somone who is willing to drive you anywhere as long as he can get something out of it in the long run. a melks can also get very angry if he does not get invited to go out with everyone for a cheesesteak.
He was being a melks when he wouldnt give us a ride because it had no benifit for him.
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how idiots pronounce the word "milk"
"MELK!!"
"He needs some melk...."
a white substance usually from cows, sometiems Goats, or women with big floppy tits.
I poured myself a big glass of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.
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a group of five girls who are all snakes. they all go jogging every morning as a group and annoy the shit outta everyone else.
did you see what the melks posted yesterday!?
yeah it was supper weird!
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noun. acronym for semen.
verb. to spunk.
omg guys, jon just melked all over the toilet! he better clean up!
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A song by MOFOFUNKA. Gott Melk
"Here's a new one by Mofofunka. It's called Gott Melk."
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