A name describing an unusually anoying boy.
Melker is so annoying.
7π 9π
The sexiest guy in the world! He has the biggest dick too!
"See that guy over ther?! He better be a Melker!"
"Hes so hot!"
3π 1π
A very smart person that has A+ in every subject. He is also a damm sexy kid
I'm So Melker
2π 3π
Melker is a guy with a tiny dick, short hair and a ugly face. Melker is usaly short and enoying. He also like black music.
-Your'e such a Melker...
-Fuck you!
1π 2π
A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.
"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"
He has an absolute unit of a cock. Heβs super ripped and extremely charming.
He is a milf hunter and gets all the mothers in Gothenburg.
Melker Kreutz is so good in bed.
Emotional and kind Guy with a great smile. He often goes to the toilet and is great at gaming. He is often very calm and Nice.
-Oh There is Melker
-Oh , Yeah he is so Nice