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The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.
Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!
The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
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of great worth; having earned the respect of many
You have to meet Brad, he's highly merited.
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Don't worry about Seth, he's so highly merited he has nothing to prove.
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Unknown/ uncertain positive outcome.
Where there is questionable good.
People are less likely to commit acts of dubious merit as opposed to unambiguous ones.
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Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.
She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.
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an idea that's a billion percent worth implementing in real life
boy: mother, I don't like my grades; i think i'll just go and deal drugs. I heard it's a faster way to make money short-handed
father: (butting in, voice dripping with sarcasm): what do you think of getting a legal job and the Unforgiveables? IMHO that would be much more of an idea with merit.
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when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night
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Nonono! Fuck you Jordan! He HAS the outcome. Remember? We don't care HOW he got the outcome. Becuase...
Hym "Outcome = Merit! It doesn't matter how he got it! The Bu-gah-i is in the garage, therefore, MERIT JORDAN. The ability to achieve a desired outcome. He wanted to be better than a Joe Rogan. So, he read my instruction manual on how to be better than a Joe Rogan and he is now IN FACT better than a Joe Rogan. That's the game! I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES! YOU didn't even make the rules! Love him! Love my Frankenstein bitch!"