Merp

anything and everything. It is a way of life.

I'm feeling merp.
OR
That was such a merp moment.
OR
#merpgang4life

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Merp

The thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a sadistic pervert. When wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with Merp.

Girl: Hey Bro, wassup?
Boy: MY DICK
Girl: ....
Boy: Merp
or
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......

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Merp

1. What you say when there is nothing better to be said.

2. Expression of minor disappointment.

1. Jesse: What's up?

Jason: Not much, you?

Jesse: Nothing.

*silence*

Jesse: Merp

2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?

Jason: Sorry, I can't.

Jesse: Merp

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Merp

The sound of cheese, also known as a sergal, once one sergal makes the noise all other Segal's in the area will join in, this cannot be stoped until the sergals fall asleep

Sergal 1:merp

Sergal 2-100:merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp

Merp

A word made by an ancient British scholar called Sir Linden to re-start a conversation, during the middle of it.

Male:Hey what's up?
Female:Not much, what about you?
Male:Not much
*silence
Female:Merp

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Merp

A word used when bored or just randomly.

When I was walking in hallway I said, "Merp"

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Merp

getting hella drunk.

guy 1: doggie you are hella merped right know.
guy 2:helll yeahhh im merpin right know!!!!!
guy 1 &guy 2: MERP

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