anything and everything. It is a way of life.
I'm feeling merp.
OR
That was such a merp moment.
OR
#merpgang4life
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The thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a sadistic pervert. When wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with Merp.
Girl: Hey Bro, wassup?
Boy: MY DICK
Girl: ....
Boy: Merp
or
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......
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1. What you say when there is nothing better to be said.
2. Expression of minor disappointment.
1. Jesse: What's up?
Jason: Not much, you?
Jesse: Nothing.
*silence*
Jesse: Merp
2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?
Jason: Sorry, I can't.
Jesse: Merp
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The sound of cheese, also known as a sergal, once one sergal makes the noise all other Segal's in the area will join in, this cannot be stoped until the sergals fall asleep
Sergal 1:merp
Sergal 2-100:merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp
A word made by an ancient British scholar called Sir Linden to re-start a conversation, during the middle of it.
Male:Hey what's up?
Female:Not much, what about you?
Male:Not much
*silence
Female:Merp
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A word used when bored or just randomly.
When I was walking in hallway I said, "Merp"
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guy 1: doggie you are hella merped right know.
guy 2:helll yeahhh im merpin right know!!!!!
guy 1 &guy 2: MERP
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