mersey marsbar

a turd floating in the river mersey

oh look, that guy is swimming right into that mersey marsbar, i hope he's hungry.

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Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

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Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

Mersey dash

Going between two places really fast

I'm gonna do a Mersey dash back to Manchester tomorrow