A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.
I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.
Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a microscope to see his Microscopic Peen
What servers make. Less than minimum wage
Tip your waiter! He makes microscopic wage! Don’t be greedy!
When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.
Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night
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Microscopic Dolfinular is a disease that has so far been proven harmless. This disease is is cause by a harmless parasite that appears as a microscopic neon blue dolphin that the feeds off bacteria and swims through the blood stream. This disease which has only been found in males causes the them to occasionally emit blue semen.
"Dang did Larry get Microscopic Dolphinular?"
If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.
“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”
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Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.
Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!