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1. A person who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
2. A person who uses Microsoft products or services, particularly one who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
There are probably millions of Microsofties who think Bill Gates is God, just as right-wingers worship George W. Bush (who is a major Microsofty in his own right).
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Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.
Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!
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Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.
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The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood.
Just thinking about that ball buster gave me a microsoftie
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someone in the IT feild who only likes microsoft for the sole reason that their software has made their back pocket larger
greg: that guy loves microsoft...
mike: that's because he's a fucking microsoftie
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n0n-1337 w1nd0wz 0S us0r
not microsoftxcore
LOLOL 0mg j00 n00b u cant c0py & p4st3 liek me 1 am teh 1337 w1nd0wz ME h4x0r. j00 r a m1cr0s0f7i3 LOL0mGwtfBbq!!!!11onehundredeleven122
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A very small understimulated clitoris.
After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle
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