Midge

1: a small fly. see myiasis

Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century

biting midge gall midge

The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.

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midge

Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.

female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!

insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?

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midge

Asian girl who is the coolest of all. Short and drop dead gorgeous.

BL122926 is midge,yo.

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Midge

Midge is the most beautiful and amazing person ever.

Midge is amazing

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midge

British colloquialism for female genitals.

She's got a great ass but I really love her midge.

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Midge

A racial slur against people below the average height

You midge

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Midging

Generally refering to someone short who is trying to reach for something but cannot quite grasp it. This is a broad term that can be used referencing short people, or if your friend is trying to get a girl that is way out of his league, or threatening to beat someone up who is 5X your size.

He was midging for a piece of chocolate his mom hid from him on top of the fridge.

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