Midging

Generally refering to someone short who is trying to reach for something but cannot quite grasp it. This is a broad term that can be used referencing short people, or if your friend is trying to get a girl that is way out of his league, or threatening to beat someone up who is 5X your size.

He was midging for a piece of chocolate his mom hid from him on top of the fridge.

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Midge

Fucking annoying pricks that none stop bite the living fuck out of u for no particular reason other than to be a cunt...should be extinct this message got my anger out on the pesky rapscallians

Eg-Mate fuck this shit the fuckin midges are out tonight and biting me like a fuckin nitty lookin for crack

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Midge

VERB (midging, midged)
1. to unintentionally ignore or overlook someone, especially in the context of online chats.

I donated 500 bits and the streamer totally midged me.

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midge

a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.

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midge

A very small person in all regards.

Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.

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Midg

n. A blatant homosexual of small stature. Thinks Sl00t is his girlfriend, but she is simply a whore. Firm supporter of censorship. Firm supporter of anal sex.

For Boner's sake Midg, you are a fag.

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midges

Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.

Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.

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