A small, preferably Mexican human being that simply is able to move by oneself (or is able to move when kicked by other, more superior beings) that spins around in a circle.
*when viewing a small adult spinning around in a circle*
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."
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When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner
I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night
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Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.
Zeke didn’t stand a chance against the little midget spinner.
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Derived from the fidget spinner, the midget spinner is a device consisting of a midget (a child will also do) spinning in a machine at mach speed. This device is common with giants with autism as well as NBA players.
I heard LeBron James has a midget spinner in his home.
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A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.
-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday
A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.
You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!
Reverse midget spinner
Where you lay on top of a midget and spin in a circle while a group of guys ejaculate on the midget while the top is spinning
"Yeah i pulled a uno reverse card and reverse migdet spun that bitch! "
"Honey, would you like to try the reverse midget spinner on me tonight? "