When a male is talking about Inches and believes they are bigger than what they are;
A Man Inch
"Yeah i'm about 6 inches, Did you mean Minches Jonathan?"
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A minch likes to insert his "little member" into peoples anal passages for pleasure. He will also take other men's "little memebrs" in his anal passage upon request. In the case of women, a strap-on dildo is acceptable
The man liked anal sex so much, he woz nearly a fully-fledged minch!
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Homosexual/Extremely camp man
You had sez with a man? Your a rite old minch mate!
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To be in an intoxicated state of mind, as a result of alcohol or drugs.
Awww man, I was so fucking minched last night
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It is when two men perform sounding with a double ended object (putting a smooth blunt object into the urethra) but also performing docking at the same time (interlocking each others penis with the foreskins.
the end result of a bad minch can be called a blood sausage.
I've been minching so hard with Tom all night, now I have the worst blood sausage.
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A cheeky mischevious person, normally quite small in stature.
You little minch!
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a term of measurement equal to 1/12 of an inch.
a "mini-inch".
just like a milimetre is one incriment of a centimetre, a minch is one incriment of an inch.
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