I busted all over him, turned him into a frosted mini wheat.
Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun
1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.
Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."
Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.
Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)
Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)
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A playa thats white on one side and not on the other.
That Rocco guy is a Frosted Mini Wheat.
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An unexplainable procedure mini wheats go through if you don't eat them fast enough.
OH SHIT, BRAH. I have soggy mini wheats now, thanks to not paying attention to them on over half an hour.
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Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.
Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials
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Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.
Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.
Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.
Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.