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The most descriminated state in the entire United States.
One of the friendliest states; full of old people who love saying hi and young people who love to have fun.
Full of fat people, but the hot skinny ones make up for it.
Full of many educated people who are deemed stupid because of southern accents.
Mississippi is no longer racist, or the many blacks wouldn't get along so well side by side with the whites.
A great place to visit during the spring and fall, and even winter.
Has one of the best schools in the nation (Biloxi High, blue ribbon school).
Dude, Mississippi is so backwoods redneck, man. They're so stupid.
Man, you're living in the past.
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This is considered to be the most redneck place on earth,(actually a landmass between two other places). To some this is the hottest place you can go, so don't be surprised if you step foot into Mississippi and think that you're in hell.
This desert is a mississippi
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The worst misspell of mississippi anyone could ever do.
Friend: I WENT TO MISSISSIPPY TODAY!
Me: Mississippi.
Friend: NO IT ISN'T!!!
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Come feel better about your own state!
"Nobody goes to Mississippi...Who really says, I've got two weeks paid vacation, let's spend 'em in Biloxi!"
-Lewis Black
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The accidental doubling of three consecutive consonants with vowels between each set.
Dude: That was just unneccessary...
Dudette: You totally mississippied that word!
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A Gulf Coast state that is full of rednecks, hicks, sisterfuckers, and bums. It was also home for the first and only President of the Confederacy, Jefferson Davis. Their culture is so pathetic its state flag has the confederate flag on the upper-left corner of it and in 2001 a new non-redneck flag was proposed and brought to voters to decide and it was beaten very easily so you can't argue that the state has changed since the 19th century.
Mississippian: MISSISSIPPI WILL DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM THE U.S. AND THE CONFEDERACY WILL BE RESTORED!!!
Me: Go ahead, you assholes make the U.S. look bad anyway so nobody’s going to complain or try to stop you.
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