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Better name than "cell phone". "Cell phone" just sounds tacky, while calling your mobile a "moe-bile" sounds very elite. It's also what the Brits call their mobile phones.
Call me up on my mobile, houses!
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Mobile is strictly for those blessed by God to be born in a zip code beginning with 366. The birthplace of Mardi Gras, Jimmy Buffett, and Hank Aaron. High school frats and sororities. Situated perfectly between the water and the woods, no town in America can approach the undeniable superiority that Mobile exudes. New Orleans, Savannah, and Charleston may be pretty cool- for a weekend, but none of them can match the sheer greatness of Mobile and its citizens. So wear your Costa del Mar's, top siders, and Barbour jacket proudly. Drive your Tahoe through the intersection of Old Shell and McGregor, and have a cold beer from your ice chest and put it in a hugger at the Dick. Spend your entire winter break at Pat and DD's just because you can. And always remember, you are better than everyone fr...om anywhere else without exception, and if they beg to differ, ask if their town has a battleship? DIDN'T THINK SO.
Where is the most perfect city in the south?
Mobile of course!
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Gas station that closes to early
I'm out of gas and that Mobil closed way to damn early.
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a city in lower alabama between florida and new orleans. alabama's 2nd largest city, area code 251. homeplace of no money records and rednecks. see hell.
going to mobile
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The best city in the United States of America. Home to the select few people who make this country not collapse such as the several people who found a real leprechaun and Antoine Dodson who is currently protecting the whole town from a rapist.
A: Watch this news video from Mobile, Alabama. It's amazing.
B: Of course it is. Mobile is the funniest and greatest place ever.
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