Modelo switch

As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.

Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."

Modelo Man

“Referring to when -Modelo Man- knocks out his opponents and hands them a case of Modelo”

“Yo did you see the Modelo Man last night?”

“Hell Yeah! It’s so funny when he hands them a Modelo after beating their ass”

Modelo time

The only time you can get Modelo and drink how much you fucken what

1p: what time is it
(Grabs a beer)
2p: oh sh** is Modelo time ese

2👍 3👎

dirty modelo

When a dirty mexican busts a fat load on a bitch while bustin off the wocky

i just did the dirty modelo with kassandra last night

Modelo

When you cum deep deep inside a female

Damn bro, I gave her a modelo last night and she loved it.

Modelo Racing Stripes

The long scratches down the side of a Beanermobile.

Oh look...they modified their car with Modelo Racing Stripes.

Modelo fan

Folks who don't actually love the game of football itself, but they love watching the NFL as an excuse to drink modelos and vibe, without a real clue of what's actually going on in the game. They tend to blame everything on the QB no matter what.

Modelo fan: "Man Derek Carr fell off after 2016. 2016 he was elite!"

Real fan: "huh? Raiders had a ridiculously elite O-line and the defense was #3 in takeaways that year that's why they went 12-3"

Modelo fan: "Nah bro, in my Madden franchise I trade all the linemen to upgrade skill positions and QB and I've won 6 super bowls in a row now"