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Mohammed the most sexiest guy ever. He'll steal ur girl in less than a second. Hes the worlds smartest kid. He loves all his friends so much. He always has his friends back and would fight anyone who would talk shit abt them. Mohammed is always horny and overall the sexiest man alive with a big dick. You would be the luckiest person in the world if you have a Mohammed in ur life. And last but not least hes tall as fuck.
Jimmy: OH SHIT IS THAT MOHAMMED
Jeff: yh bro hide ur girl asap or else he'll steal her
*Mohammed comes and steals Jimmys girl*
Mohammed: Sorry bro😉
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nickname for Female Norwegian Elkhound breed; stems from middle-eastern routes. Sometimes abbreviated into Momo.
your Mohammed is very obedient
Your Momo is very obedient
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The name of the Muslim guy in the store with a full bag .
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: Thats Mohammed buying his son a bigger backpack.
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50% av befolkningen i förorterna väster om Stockholm
Person 1: Eyyyy Mohammed!
Halva orten: Va äre bror?
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Absolute fucking badass
The embodiment of Mr Steal Your Girl
Has Big Dick
His mere presence makes women wet
1: bro watch your girl, Mohammeds around
2: OK thanks bro
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A bitch ass nigga that is anorexic and has crooked teeth .
Mohammed is gay
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at first Mohammed is a nice guy that makes his way into your life and fucks it up. he acts like he really likes you but deep down he’s just leading you on because he doesn’t want to hurt you. a mohammed has curly brown hair, tall and arab. he talks to as many girls as he can and does anything in his power to play them over. mohammed is a homie hopper and will fuck any girl he sees, he is a cheater and a manipulator. If you see a mohammed please run for your life or else he’ll ruin it and make your world fall into pieces.
girls: “I started talking to this guy named mohammed! he’s so nice”
me: “run asap! he’s gonna hurt you like hell”
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