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-verb. To make plans with somebody and then cancel them at the very last minute, usually when the other person is already at the spot, because you're either too drunk or you have some other awful excuse
We had plans to watch the De La Hoya fight and now you're gonna show up with your girlfriend and say you gotta go watch the Golden Compass? How you gonna mohan me like that?
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A fat fuck who always creates problems, even when he isn’t doing anything something has to happen that involves him, thinks he is never wrong and just becuase he got some big guys number he thinks he can talk shit to any and everyone he sees, He thinks everyone around him are chamacks, and his idol is Hamdan’s father.
“Ya yeyal mayy gooloon”
“Agoolack Goomt al murooshid”
“You know Hamdan’s father”
“My names not mohaned if....”
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A sex act where a man pretends to have wolverine claws but they are penises form other men giving them pleasure.
Joe gave half the rugby team a Mohan
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A person with a head that looks like a blueberry.
Oh my god! look at that head it is a Mohan.
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A lazy ass dude who may be good at one thing but is horrible at the rest. For example he could be good at riding a bike but bad at riding a dick
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wallah this guy talks too much chamak level 15 wahad look this dub khaneeth what will he do. sah buzz ya rayal fix ya rayal. 300 red report wallah too much
"He's been suspended so many times, why hasn't he been expelled?"
"Because he's local man, you can't expel Mohaned"
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A guy named Mohan who moans day in and day out. But nevertheless is a based guy and is in company of chads. Is a gay though.
Some people with this name are totally beta. For eg. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, a beta pacifist cuck who would agree to take in 25 circumscised shlongs in his mouth for exchange of gulabi.
Mohandas was a beta cuck.
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