Mohan

Incarnation of the God of Sustenance. Many faces, moods and forms. A self professed narcissist with a curious blend of caring and carefree attitude. A perennial learner and teacher.

If you are striving to be like Mohan, you rock!

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Mohan

The name Mohan, if you're name is mohan then you probly are one of the best friend you're friend's have, you probly say nigger hell-a-lot and are probly Asian.

Dude: Bro this guy has such a great friend
Other dude: Yeah i know right? He's such a Mohan!

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Mohan

A sex act where a man pretends to have wolverine claws but they are penises form other men giving them pleasure.

Joe gave half the rugby team a Mohan

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Mohan

A person with a head that looks like a blueberry.

Oh my god! look at that head it is a Mohan.

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Mohan

A lazy ass dude who may be good at one thing but is horrible at the rest. For example he could be good at riding a bike but bad at riding a dick

Dude he is such a mohan

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Mohan

A guy named Mohan who moans day in and day out. But nevertheless is a based guy and is in company of chads. Is a gay though.

Some people with this name are totally beta. For eg. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, a beta pacifist cuck who would agree to take in 25 circumscised shlongs in his mouth for exchange of gulabi.

Mohandas was a beta cuck.

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Mohaned

One of the nicest people alive. They have a big heart and an even bigger smile. Mohaned is also funny in their own unique way. Mohaned doesn't believe violence is the answer but if it comes down to it then watch out.

"If you need someone, Mohaned is there. Don't try mess with him though."

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