Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

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Moldovan Road Trip

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm

Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"

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The Classic Moldovan Worm

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm

The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild

Moldovan Road Trip

To pull Into an abandoned lot presumably with a lover and shag In said abandoned lot

"Me and Stacy went on a Moldovan Road Trip last night!"

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Frickin Moldovan

A person with the lowest level of intelligence.

A deceiving, childish, full of shit and totally retarded person. Also the kind of people you never want to meet, loves to say that he is Russian (neighbor country), because deep inside he knows that his country is a total shithole due to its own stupidity and arrogance.

Used as a direct insult at someone who does or says something soo ignorant that they take it to a whole other level of stupidity, just like a Moldovan would.

————————-Example One————————-
(Sitting in a Geography Class)

Student 1: (Asks Teacher) Hey where is Canada Located??
Student 2: (turns around surprisingly and says) Dude, you are such a FRICKIN MOLDOVAN.

The Whole Class laughs Hysterically.

————————-Example Two————————

Friend 1: Dude I just got the best Invention, that will make me a billionaire.

Friend 2: No way. What do you have in mind?

Friend 1: (excitingly replies) It will be an Automatically deployed parachute when it hits the ground.

Friend 2: (Disappointedly says) Wow....Fricken Moldovan.

—————————-Fun Joke—————————-

Q: How do Moldovans Drink Coffee???

A: They wear sunglasses and drink hot water.