Mongo (MΕΓ-GΓ) - juggernaut-like male distinguished by heavy masculinity, large stomach and hyperactive sexual habits and tendencies. Mongo is considered an alpha male in many cultures. Known to be bullet proof and highly intelligent, Mongo is feared in many countries across the world.
Mongo uses many tools to control those around him and spread fear into the society, with the main being the oversized cauk that he refers to as the Hissing Viper.
Mongo is the only person in human history to have naturally impregnated male testicles.
Person1: Oh no its Mongo. Cover your exit tunnel Dude, because he is going to come right in!!!
Person 2: No I dont want the memory of the Hissing Viper in my bowels!!!
Person1: there will be no memory. Once Mongo is done you will be out cold and shredded.
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Mongo is a skateboard pushing style. Mainly used by tools who can't figure out how to skateboard. You push with your front foot instead of your back foot.
Look at that kid harrison over there he pushes mongo!
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I had to jump out of the way of a mongo this morning. I think he was chasing an Aerodactyl"
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Itβs a stupid person who thinks they get haircuts from a laundromat
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Any discarded object which is retrieved and found interesting anew.
I can't believe we found that mongo painting in the thrift shop, it will be just perfect in our livingroom!
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Stands for Money Or Nothing Goes On.
Originates from Mongo member of UK hiphop group Mud Family.
A Mongo Situation
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