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The situation .. yours never changed
Never does ..
Despite what you write
Soon?
lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..
I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …
There were openings ..
But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening
I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …
XWifey mk2 vibes
No thanks …
Got used to cuddling up to myself …
And talking to myself …
At least I know where I stand then ..
Don’t think you have the same problem ..
Situation .. can’t do bs
Won’t do bs
Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in
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Thotimus prime, toxic friend and a back stabbing bitch
A: Omg, remember Becca she was such a situation
B: omg, that bitch slept with my ex
(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.
Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.
You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.
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anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.
Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.
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A verb.
To fail miserably. To bomb something. To screw up. To think you're cool and just end up getting booed of the stage and realize you're not really that cool, at all. Derived from The Situation's failure at the Roast of Donald Trump.
Guy 1 - "How do you think you think you did on your driving test?"
Guy 2 - "Oh, I didn't study. I probably Situationed it."
Guy 1 - "At least you're skin isn't orange."
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A word used by people of questionable intellect to appear smart. As one of the larger of the commonly used English words, weighing in at a whopping four syllables, "situation" is a favorite go-to word for minorities during job interviews. Often pronounced sitch-ee-ation in this regard.
Employer: Tell me what you think you can offer this company?
Black lady: Well, I think this is a good situation for my current...uh...situation. I was in a similar situation, you know, in my previous employment ...situation...oh kaaaay?
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Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"
"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."
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