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Shaving the genital area so as to have shorn testes( shaved ) and long braided hanging area. :)
I just got a Mongolian! My girlfriend loves this!
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Mongolian uncles are uncles from mongolia. They can accomplish any task efficiently without disturbing Zara Employees
Me and my Mongolian Uncles robbed the local Zara, there were no casualties
I went fishing with my mongolian uncle, we caught a rare fish
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1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.
Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"
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A powerful technique used by mongolian warlords in courtship rituals. This technique is very powerful and has been known to break backs.
Our professor was injured last night upon attempting the mongolian slide.
The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.
Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
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(1) Mongolia's Navy, consists of 1 ship only, name: Suhkbaatar. Also the only ship in Lake Hovsgol.
(2) Something that has no point of existence. In other words useless.
"You are as useful as Monglia's Navy"
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The need to shit after eating Mongolian food
I don't feel so well, I think I have the Mongolian pinch.