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Ham and cheese sandwich with strawberry Pop Tarts as the bread.
I was mad hungry this morning so I just whipped up a Monte Carlo.
Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina
She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo
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A mobile billboard proclaiming "White trash on board!" Oddly, all Monte Carlo owners are unable to decipher this message, and instead beleive that is says "Really nice car." Yeah.
That old broad there is Sinndee. She's got leathery skin, reeks of bud light, listens to Whitesnake, and wears tapered leg stonewashed jeans. Cripes, she even drives a Monte Carlo too!
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1) A nice place where the aristocracy of Europe bring thier nice cars.
2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.
A merkin brought a monte carlo to monte carlo and got beat by a 1960's mini cooper.
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(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.
(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.
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The best italian restaurant in the state of Virginia. In a cute city called Lynchburg. As soon as you walk in you will be consumed of the great scent of true italian food. From homemade pizzas with a special dough to Veal Franchese for two. With the outstanding Waitresses and Waitors and the Professional cooks you will never be in denial of why you came.Grazie!!
Lets go to Monte Carlo Restaurant.
When your deployed to Afghanistan and someone on your team shits in your pillowcase.
Jason just left a Charleston monte carlo in Aaron's room.