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moocher

a massive leach on society. always trying to get something for nothing, usually unemployed. and in most cases excessively obese. may also like poop. also a chronic masterbater

bystander: hey mooch, whatcha mooching?
Moocher: I LOVE BIBI. and poop. kkthx

by bibi hunter May 15, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moocher

A person who eats all your food a gives you nothing in return. This perosn usually eats all your food because they are too damn lazy to get their own.

Person 1: OMG chips! give me some now
Person 2: MOOCHER!

by Alex Betch <3 March 6, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moocher

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to achieving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.

Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a real Moocher ("Taker"), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tenant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society as he will most definitely take more money than he will ever contribute, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.
Your right, what a selfish, lazy person, can we please not hang out w/ someone like that....I can no longer enable his bad behavior....his mindset is now destroying our country.

by ....what's fair to you? October 10, 2011

44๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moocher

one who uses other people's drugs without paying

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


moocher

Someone who, when playing football, just stands in the box and waits for the ball to come to them, then takes a shot at it and score. Especially annoying when playing knockout

My god Aidan you're such a ****ing moocher!

by HeartBreakKid25 March 18, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moocher

Someone who pays no federal income tax, also known as ''The 47 Percent''. A typical lazy-ass Obama voter.

47 percent of Americans are moochers because they pay zero taxes to the federal government.

by Aliases October 12, 2012

19๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


moocher

an individual who, during a halo game, watches a battle between two players in splitscreen play and then jumps in and attempts to slay the winning individual in the forementioned battle.

Wow connor, you are sucha moocher

by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD January 23, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž