When you shove a lightbulb up your ass while mooning,that way the light reflects on the butt cheeks creating a splendid moon presentation.
-You know what's even better than moonlighting?
-what?
-nothing.
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to work at a second job in the evening or night
If he did moonlight he'd have more money than energy.
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The profund meaning of Moonlight tells us that it doesn't matter how dark the night is ,the light of the moon will always shine to make the night brighter and it a remembrance that there will always be hope.
Example 1 : Sarah is feeling so sad at night is she feels like there's no escape but she looks through the window and sees the Moonlight that it's still shining bright and now, Sarah knows there's hope
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a group of extraordinary person who can get anything done with limited or no resources. Often recognized for excellent, the group can hated or judged negatively by its opposite counterparts known as hawks.
What a moonlighter, he did it all and he really has no training on it.
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A 2016 film, about a black boy coming to terms about his own identity, in poverty stricken area of Liberty City, Miami. Far better than the similarly themed Boyhood, and Oscar Front-runner the same year La La Land, both very overrated films.
Moonlight is one the best films I have ever seen
I am so Glad Moonlight won Best picture over La La Land, one of the few times the Oscars didn't fuck up.
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The name of a film, directed by Barry Jenkins, that portrays the life of a young, black, gay child growing up in Miami during the 1990s cocaine epidemic. The film shocked everyone in the 2017 Oscars when it undeservingly beat frontrunner "La La Land" for Best Picture after Warren Beatty read the wrong card.
After Warren Beatty screwed over La La Land, the producers of Moonlight went onstage to accept an award that they did not deserve.
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A television programme originally broadcasted by ABC. A rip off of Forever Knight but with more ass-kicking and sexy vampireness. Involves irritating blondes with high voices and bad American accents.
Mainly watched by middle aged housewives.
Josef Konstantin: You know when I met her, she was building a pirate army.
Mick St. John: A pirate army?
Josef Konstantin: You know, back in the day you could do that kind of thing.
Mother: Did you watch Moonlight last night?
Other Mother: Yeah, Mick St. John is totally lavilicious
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