Mop

A mop is a tool used to clean floors and people’s asses. The mop made a special appearance in the show “13 Reasons Why”.

Be careful or you might get a mop shoved up your ass.

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Mop

A perosn that sucks ass at any call of duty.

Your a mop if you blow yourself up with a c4, fall of a ledge, ect.

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Mop

The Opposite of Epic, can be used as an adjective and a Noun Used to describe people who:
A. Don't take a fucking hint
B. Can't tell a fucking story
C.Relates everything to Transformers
D. Using internet slang in real life
E. Suffers form the Mop Complex
6. Just plain sucks

Mopette is a female Mop

Noun: I fucking hate mops

OR

Last night I was hanging out with a group full of Mops. I wanted to kill myself.

Adjective: That kid is such a mop, he wont stop talking to me about Transformers 2

OR
Nothing but moppy movies playing tonight

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Mop

Someone with ugly hair that looks like those string mops janitors use

Look at that guy's hair! He's such a mop.

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Mop

A term used largely by gay men and drag queens that simply means "to steal or take without asking or buying." The term was coined during RuPaul's Drag Race Season Three.

Person 1: How much money we got between us befoe we go into the store, gir?

Person 2: idk, but whatever we can't afford we can just mop gir

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Mop

when a old overused woman gets soo loose that her baby maker cleans up anything on the floor and when it gets wet it cleans up all of the stains on hardwood and linoleum surfaces

I'm soo happy my grandma came over, I really had to mop up the floor

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Mop

The coolest person in the world.

if u know mop or are friends with her, then u must be cool.

If someone brags about something they have, you say "i know mop" and it shuts them down because there is nothing better to say.

Narelle: "OMG i got with the hottest guy in the world yesterday!"

Allanah: "well im friends with MOP!"

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