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The best human on a planet. aka my last names so this is more of a joke to me.
Morlock is the best
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The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
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a noun to use for someone who’s fiening for more.
“yooo it’s a chase morlock”-madi
“yeah HES FEINING FOR MORE”-jordanna
When two men, who both have handlebar mustaches, 69 in a way where they are locked together by tieing their mustache to the other mans dingleberries forcing violent rimming.
Don’t go in that stall, those two guys are Morlocking.