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When fucking a girl from behind, right before you cum you pull out, yell "FINISH HER!", stick it in her ass, and bust a load.
I was banging a chick and I gave her the mortal kombat.
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The art of first embarrassing, then finishing off the one you're fucking, after you first have already ejaculated.
Only works if done while using the two key phrases: "mortal kombat" and "finish them/him/her".
"As he was coming he yelled: MORTAL KOMBAT! At the top of his lungs, and through the wall I could hear his roommates yell back: Finish Her!"
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A game that has lots of blood and you freaking kill people and has too many ninjas Like Scorpion Sub-Zero Rain Literally Rain and girls with demon mouths like what the frick mileena
Person 1 Do you wanna play Mortal Kombat?
Person 2 Nah too many Ninja and demon mouths
Person 1 GET OVER HERE... to the arcade do you have any quarters?
Person 2 No the first ones aren't gory look at this (Grabs Xbox one S X A+) Mortal Kombat 11
Person1 Well Wanna watch the new movie?
Person 2 (Throws Controller) WHAT!?! WHERE THEY MADE A NEW CHARACTER GOT RID JOHNNY CAGE AND MADE THE MAIN CHARACTER APPEARS FOR TWO MINUTES (aka scorpion) NO!!! THEY RUINED THE FRANCHISED GO JUMP IN A HOLE YOU LITTLE-
Mortal Kombat (verb) :- To chain a succession of sexual finishers that run in a specific order:
1) A Donkey Punch
2) Angry Pirate
3) Spiderman
4) Strawberry Milkshake
5) Pearl Necklace
6) Frosty Hitler
7) Superman Punch
In essence, one is "finishing" one's opponent.
"FINISH HER! MORTAL KOMBAT! Fatality..."
"Yeah, Steven I Mortal Kombated that bitch last night."
"That slut is so into Mortal Kombat."
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A game you play after GTA San Andreas.
Mortal Kombat is better than fortnite
The mixture of two different drugs, being Mephedrone (Mortal) and Ketamine (kombat), equalling a wobbly k-hole euphoria feeling
"Let's Mortal Kombat it tonight!" mephedrone and ketamine mixed together and done either in the form of: lines, bumps, bombs or smoked
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Cursed video "game" that was created by the devil to trick our youth into sinning.
"Wow, that really was a Mortal Kombat".
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