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Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia after they realized it was not a joke or a drill.
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in Point Pleasant, west virginia, there is a flyin beast called the mothman. wittnesses say that it appears to be a big, dark, tall man but sprouts wings from behind its back. the most recognizable trait are its big glowing red eyes. since the 1960s many sightings have been reported. it also has a reputation of chasing ppl. i must say, the mothman is one of the scariest cryptids out there.
If u go to Point Pleasant, West Virginia, ur in for a suprise.
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When you dress in red sunglasses and a feather boa, then proceed to fart in your partner’s face causing pink eye.
Also you can go to Taco Bell before and call it Mothman prophecies.
She has some interesting kinks. We was Mothmaning all night.
The romantic and or sexual desire for Mothman, or moths in general. People with a Mothman Kink Love Mothman or moths, even to the point of sexual fantasies.
Person 1: I’m not gay but, Mothmans hot
Person 2: God Why do you have a Mothman kink?
Person 1: Don’t kink shame me he’s dreamy
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could've been worse!
child 1- child 1 sneaks up behind child2 and lightly claws their scapula...
"mothman bite motha likka!!"
child 2- OWW
child 1- couldve been worse.
child 2- boy howdy!
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strange occurances on road trips, particularly near Kinston, NC
"Holy shit, Mason, we're lost....this is some Mothman shit happening"
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