When you dress in red sunglasses and a feather boa, then proceed to fart in your partnerβs face causing pink eye.
Also you can go to Taco Bell before and call it Mothman prophecies.
She has some interesting kinks. We was Mothmaning all night.
A tall, dark, and handsome entity the public has deemed "Mothman" due to it's insect like appearance, first sighted in West Virginia, Point Pleasant in November of 1966.
I will be your Mothman if you'll be my Mothwoman.
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Mothman, a man i search for but never discover.
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mothman is the one and only for me and most (crypted fuckers) he is perfect in every way
mackenzie: god i loveeeee Mothman
nova: yeah i know
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in Point Pleasant, west virginia, there is a flyin beast called the mothman. wittnesses say that it appears to be a big, dark, tall man but sprouts wings from behind its back. the most recognizable trait are its big glowing red eyes. since the 1960s many sightings have been reported. it also has a reputation of chasing ppl. i must say, the mothman is one of the scariest cryptids out there.
If u go to Point Pleasant, West Virginia, ur in for a suprise.
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When somebody makes a joke in front of a group of people and it falls flat; leaving them babbling like an idiot to explain themselves. Legend is, if you do it badly enough, Mothman himself will show up and beat the shit out of you.
Bro, Evan just mothmaned so hard.
Don't say that. That's a mothman.
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mothman likes helping the ghost kid with homework
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