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A Indian piece of shit who always clogs the damn toilet.Even though he is Indian he is Donald trump and shrek fucks him everynight.His sister, Ivan, likes to fuck him also.When he shoots up the school he also bombs it
Stop climbing the sofas Mowgli
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a term describing the condition of one's or boyfriend's boxers upon waking up as they have bunched up and now look like the character Mowgli's shorts. This term is especially valid if your boyfriend's hair is absolutely ridiculous.
Girlfriend: Hah, you have a total mowgli right now...
Boyfriend: (looks down and then looks at girlfriend seductively) Wanna take care of it for me?
Girlfriend: Okay. (pulls shorts down) What'd you think I was talking about?
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A term used to describe a person who is uncivilized, possesses base interests, is hairy, short, and who may or may not have been raised by wolves.
Person one: Man, went out with Dave last night. It was intense.
Person two: Was he dancing on tables and howling at the moon?...I think you went out with a Mowgli last night, bro.
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1. n- a short bald North American ape with a uncharacteristically loud cry. Smaller cousin of Qwyjbo.
Damnit, here comes Mowgli.
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Formerly meant as the action of sitting on a chair and breaking it due to extreme obesity, it has recently come to mean defecating on a chair (most likely due to extreme inebriation) and then admitting to it publicly with no shame.
Either way, no one will be using that chair after you.
"So it turns out j may have gotten do drunk last night that I did a massive poo on the living room chair hitch I'm now having to clean up after a massive argument . I font geek so good."
"Looks like you really did a Mowgli there!"
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