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A genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.
Is there really anything left to say?
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When your banging a person in front of the piano while you bash their head on the piano keys
I pulled a Mozart on this chick so bad Chopin came out her ass!
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A composer/pianist who arguably wrote some of the greatest music of all time. Mozart was neither popular nor rich during his lifetime. In fact, Mozart was extremely poor and could hardly afford food for himself, his wife, and his two children. Mozart was virtually starved at the time of his death, he may have lived longer had he more money to afford food and good living conditions.
It is not known where Mozart is buried because he did not have enough money left for his family to buy him a proper burial. It is assumed that he was buried in a mass grave for paupers. Sadly, many composers, painters, and playwrights died unpopular and relatively poor and have only received fame and glory far after their deaths.
Johnny: Mozart was a genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.
Hans: He most certainly did not live rich, and to say that he wrote the best music ever is completely opinionated and debatable.
Johnny: Oh sorry, I'll go back to kindergarten now.
Hans: Ok good, I'll be over at Julliard if you need anything else.
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When a guy makes a girl's loose pussy his own personal piano. A girl fingered with four or more fingers.
He mozarted her so good she sang symphony number9
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To be extremely drunk. So named in honor of the famous composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who spent extended periods of time composing music while feverishly intoxicated.
Dude #1: "Dude, you were effin' Mozart last night."
Dude #2: "Yeah, I heard I composed all over Drew's van..."
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Mozart or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, was a famous pianist and composer of the 1,700's but this is also used in "pulling off a Mozart" as in someone is playing the piano while exposing their anus and making farting noises.
This is oftenly thought of as badass among pianists and extremely challenging.
Man: "OH MY GOD! That little fucker is pulling off a Mozart!"
Elderly Black Man: "I just saw that awesome bastard do it like an hour ago!"
Man: "He must be going for the worlds longest Mozart!... EAR-TITS!!!"
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I love you franku please put a baby in me...he did a video on Mozart