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The most awesome man ever. He pitied da foo and liked to bust foo's haids.
Foo: Hey.
Mr. T: Shut yo jibba-jabba, foo, fo' I bust yo haid!
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A Nubian powerhouse who fought cancer and beat it so bad, he has pitied it ever since. Mr. T is a former boxer, wrestler, bouncer and current actor who's regular arm-wrestling matches with Chuck Norris and Till Lindemann have been responsible for both the recent Japanese Earthquakes near Fukusima and the Somalia drought respectively. Mr. T is one of the most powerful and compassionate men in history, both crushing and pitying his aversaries with equal measure. He is also humble, allowing Sylvester Stallone to put hands on him briefly to facilitate the filming of Rocky III. Do not, however, think of him as soft... Throughout the filming of The A-Team, he flat out refused to tolerate mental illness in Murdoch, considering it a weakness, stating throughout the series that he unequivocately "pitties the foo'". Mr. T is also a true humanitarian who gave nearly all his gold necklaces (Enough to smother an Egyptian Pharoah 3-times over) away after helping with the Hurricane Katrina cleanup effort. In short - A Total Fucking Legend.
In the time you took to read this, Mr. T built a tank out of two milk cartons, three lawn-darts, a tube of lubricant and a beat-up old 80's van. He then drove said tank through the reinforced doors of a burning barn in South America and managed to topple a paramilitary dictator without actually killing anyone. The fuck have YOU done today?
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the only person who can survive being jumped on the head by super mario.
the only person who can look chuck norris in the eyes, without instantly exploding.
the only person who wears 200 pounds of gold chains 24/7.
the reason why the roman empire, the nazi's and sovjet russia no longer exist.
just by reading this, you are pitied by him.
his name is Mr. T.
'I PITY THE FOOL!'
russian: 'in sovjet russia, fools pity Mr. T!'
Mr T.: *punches russian in the chest* stop saying jibba jabba, fool!
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The new substitution for the 'Chuck Norris' Jokes. As with Steven Segal. He has he's own individual potential for jokes, but most people just replace the names of the persona 'facts'.
This does not, however, change the awesome righteousness of Mr. T.
Mr. does pity. And I'm a afraid it's you, 'fool'.
Pain!
'Speed walking? I pity you fool!'
Mr. T and/or Chuck Norris and/or Steven Segal don't read books, they stare them down until the books give them the information.
The new word of the day is PAIN!!!!!!
During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T.
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Pitier of fools. His real name is B A Baracka
Seen all that bling bling mr t wears. He is a pimp. He will also be joining the pimp region or pimpage.
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The act of punching a bald man or woman in the face, cumming on their scalp, removing their pubes and arranging it like a Mohawk. This is an alternative option to the Abe Lincoln
Steve was embarrased at work after some one took the A-Team Halloween Office party a wee bit to seriously and gave him a Mr T.
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When you give someone a pearl necklace and then proceed to piss on it.
Toddbert: I totally gave Sally a Mr. T last night! I pity the foo who don't let Toddbert piss on their neck!"
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