North Dakota mud puppy

To smuggle fish in your anal cavity back to Minnesota

Kenny pulled the North Dakota mud puppy to get 2 extra limits of walleyes back to Minnesota.

Mud Puppie

Army Military Police

Sierra Hotel India Tango! Mud Puppies got me!

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!