Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.

Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.

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Mud Flaps

1)pussy lips

Next, I coated her mud flaps with creme e me, then I passed the fuck out!
Bumpin' uglies leads to inflamed mud flaps

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mud flap

mud flaps are the lips lining the pussy, a good example of mud flaps that are easily visible would be a hot asian chicks.

her mud flaps were sdo loose and flappy they looked like a ball bag.

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Mud Flaps

Those things behind the wheels a car, so that mud doesn't spatter on the car behind it.

The look preposterous on lowriders.

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Mud Flap

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

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Mud Flaps

Sagging butt cheeks with age and weight loss such that a pencil could be held in the crack between back upper thigh and bum. Vastly superior to all alternative definitions for the sheer ubiquity of the phenomena but also because legs are the human equivalent to wheels and human mud flaps are therefore perfect homologues to vehicular ones. Entered Urban lexicon in Spinal Tap's hit Big Bottom in which this second chorus appears:

Big bottom, Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

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Mud flaps

Noun
Matching tattoos located on the backside of the upper thigh on each leg, just below the buttocks. It is the basic stepdaughter of the tramp stamp, with a ribbon tied in a bow being the most common design.

"I thought she was real original until she turned around and I saw she had mud flaps."

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