MUF

Mandatory Ugly Friend

Every woman has a MUF

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Muffed

Another word for fucked.

"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".

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muffing

forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.

He needs a good muffing.

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MUFS

An acronym for the very serious disorder: Messed Up Face Syndrome.

"Ew that was the ugliest girl I've ever seen in my life."
"Yeah, she has a bad case of MUFS"

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muffed

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture

Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...

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muf

someone who does not know the meaning of the word is a muf, until you know what it means you are one.

fred: "what's a muf"?
george:"you're a muf"

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Muf

Material Unaccounted For

"The missing nuclear waste is MUF"

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