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Mulch

Tabacco places on top of weed smoked through a bong. The end result is being domed as hell

โ€œLoad me a mulchโ€

by mulchgangwhatsthename May 22, 2019

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Mulch

A word made by 3 niggers in an Instagram group chat

The people enjoyed the mulch.

by Senior Moose July 15, 2023

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


mulching

A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.

Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.

by AnonoJon December 29, 2011

140๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


mulch

splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product.

I really mulched the loo after after that vegetarian meal at Carole's.

by senior lipschitz January 30, 2005

66๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


mulch

When the dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large pile of dank mulch.

Dude, that excision beat was so dirty I was just rolling in the mulch

by mulch queen September 16, 2016

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mulched

to destroy another individual or group at sports, fight or just life in general.Also can be used to describe how fucked up you were the night before or how fucked up you will get in the future.

Dude i got so mulched last night" or " Wow, you just got totally mulched by that brick shit house

by Weebls Wobble February 17, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mulching

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.

After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?

by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013

45๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž