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mulk

acronym used to describe an ugly person, stands for "Messed Up Looking Kid"

"Did you see that kid with the huge ears? He's a real mulk."

by WWJBD November 26, 2006

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mulk

A very cool guy who posts on the aquabats forum.

Mulk is so cool, I want to wet myself!

by Totally Batty July 9, 2004

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mulk

First, you need a friend and a shovel. Go to the cemetary and dig up a freshly buried woman. Put your mouth on her vagina and have your friend jump on her stomach. Drink whatever comes out.

Dude, I can't believe you mulked my Grandma. Not cool dude, Not cool...

by Crabbnugga April 5, 2005

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mulk

South African interpretation of milk.

I'd like sum mulk in my tea

by panjee wigs September 10, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


mulk

Misused prenounciation of the work Milk. For those people with learning difficulties this can be the hardest word in the enslish dictionary to pronounce.

I going to mulk the cows then i'm going to mulk the goats, then I shall have some breakfast with some cold mulk.

by Bender Oronson September 12, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mulking

(verb)

To "mulk" is to gently dip one's balls into a soup for a short duration, so to add a slightly salty flavour to the taste.

Seen as a delicacy in practically every country, is is an old English practice that is preferably done by the host or head chef after a long day's work.

After a long day's work, Geoffrey surprised me with a Cup-a-Soup that I'm sure he sneakily gave a good little mulking beforehand.

Oh he does look after me!

by #VOTEGOAT November 19, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


mulked up

v.
1. To get drunk beyond belief, and then act a fool.
n.
2. Incoherent

Tonight Iโ€™m gonna get mulked up.

by Nova Man July 30, 2006

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