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Munich, (orig. München, from Old German meaning "near the monks' place").
- a city in Southern Germany, capital of the free state of Bavaria
- a smaller city in North Dakota
- insert stupid Oktoberfest joke here
I tried to find a Taco Bell in Munich, but all it came up with is one in North Dakota.
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with reference to the air crash of 1958, also means Manchester United Never Intended Coming Home
Manchester United Never Intended Coming Home - MUNICH
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The team that Memextreme bums 24/7
Bayern Munich 7-2 Tottenham Hotspur
LOLOLOLOL
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Bayern Munich is the team that humiliates every club.
Buddy 1: As you are a Bayern Munich what does Bayen likes?
Buddy 2:Bayern likes to humiliate every club. ( Barcelona,Arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea left the chat ).
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A strange sexual position involving a large German woman, a furry dog and a tuba
Man, shit got hell hectic last night, that bird I met at the kebab stand took me home for a Munich hotdog
Ticks made on a checklist which are not worth the paper they are written on. Named after the Munich Agreement made in 1938 between Nazi Germany, Italy, France and Great Britain, which then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain famously hailed as guaranteeing “Peace in our time”. Less than one year later World War II began.
Reporter: Even though you were warned for two years the railway crossing was an accident waiting to happen, you did nothing. Why?
Politician: That's not true. My department did a safety audit of the crossing that ticked all the boxes.
Reporter: But ten people have now died at the crossing, was your audit nothing but Munich ticks?
Politician: I’ll have to look into that.
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Munich is a city in Europe that has a wonderful atmosphere, an interesting history and a passion for football. Mong is a terminology that is short for mongrel, which means dogs or hounds. It is never used in a positive manner.
Munich mongs actually doesn't refer to people from Munich, but rather stereotypical Asian badmen (sometimes from Pakistan) who attempt to assert their dominance through football. They become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.
They also fucking suck at football.
You see them over there. Munich mongs, the lot of them.