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Mustaches

not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.

Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"

"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."

by Isabella Hunter March 20, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


mustache

A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.

Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.

by notpip November 7, 2005

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Mustache

A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be tamed by razers/shaving cream or mustache combs, and may emerge from noses.

Dude, your mustache is beast!

by Mr. Brader June 24, 2010

79๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mustache

A curvy-ish shape that comes in multiple colors (mostly black). Both boys and girls love mustaches!

I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later!

by PipTiff December 20, 2011

69๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


mustache

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache

by drock August 15, 2004

103๐Ÿ‘ 170๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mustach

Tuft hair above the upper lip and below the nose. Usually longer than the rest of the hair on the face and he has no goatee only a mustach.

Stephen has a mustach that he like to gel up.

by Nvode November 27, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


mustache

The patch of hair located just above a woman's clitoris.

My girlfriends mustache is so sexy.

by Sunshyn717 August 30, 2015

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