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you sleep to much and you have to git up and watch jake paul
do you know what i need my bed?
When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,
everyone think you meant house
nope
you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,
or you're just a virgin.
"911 whats your emergency"
"911 there's someone in my bed"
"There was a break in?"
"There's someone in my bed"
"Should I send someone?"
*hangs up*
A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
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An excuse to get someone to shut up.
"Hey how was your day?"
"Sorry, I'm getting the oxen out of my bed."
"Oh, alright."
It means when you don't care about nothing else but your family and your rest
Drake: "She said she love me, I said I lobe her partly, I only love my bed and my mama, sorry."
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the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed
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To rock someone’s head in bed is to change their life for the better with a sexual experience.
John- Wow, Stacey’s blowjob changed how I think of life.
Fred- It must have rocked your head in bed.
John- I think it did rock my head in bed!