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friend: you have a girlfriend?
me: ...yes.
friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.
me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.
friend: sure she does hunty
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literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.
I adore the most amazing, talented, beautiful person in the world, my girlfriend.
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Da'niah is a great girlfriend to me, she is so beautiful, kind, caring, smart, and loving. she is shy but still flirts with me a bit, i love her so much she made my life so much better and im so happy shes in my life fr fr, i always find a way to look at her, she gets jealous easily and is overprotective and really understands me, i feel like i can tell her absolutely everything she is so trust worthy i love her taste in music, her smile, her voice, her laugh, personality, and just everything, i love you Da'Niah.
my girlfriend is the best
The best person in the world. I love you so much and I hope you have an amazing day.<3
“My Girlfriend is amazing!”
something you would reject when editing urban dictionary posts.
Publish Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally
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1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.
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