Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.

Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."

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blew my mind

Having your face blown into a million pieces because something is that amazing or incredible.

You know when your mind is blown.

" Whoa, that D6 Mariah Carey note blew my mind."

" Whoa dude, i cant believe some guys can actually be born with two penises, it's called Diphallia....Totally. Blew. My. Mind."

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losing my mind

The state of no emotion. Ones mental capacity no longer available. The definition of insanity.

I'm losing my mind, this is my limit.

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my mind is blown

when one is so astonished by anothers smartness or when one's mind is so confused by stupidity, the mind is then blown to smithereens.

person A:dude i think my stentorian graph is broken

person B:what?

Person A:the stentorian graph its broken

person B:dude...

Person A:now ill never be able to beat Einsteins theory of grephoxilacated uriaphromitioritre theory

Person B will not be able to talk anymore because his mind was completely blown

and i cant complete this because my mind is blown also

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Changed my mind

A stealthy was to describe changing ones mindset with the use of Herbs or other psychotropic substances.

I was having a shit day at work, so I went out to the car and changed my mind.

Did you change your mind? I thought you smelled nice.

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respect my mind

command to respect the way an individual usually behaves and/or thinks. This was made popular in the 90's by former Cash Money/Universal rap group 'Hot Boys'

A: Can i have some money?
B: Bitch, respect my mind!

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Thomas On my mind

The state of consciousness where you can only think about Thomas, the wholesome father of all.

I wake up in the morning, I got Thomas on my mind.