turn my bluelights on

Having to press CTRL + A to be able to read text , or to hide a ugly pic .

The word comes from the fact that when you select text on windows , the text gets a blue background that makes it easier to read .

user a : Nice site layout but you'd change text color , i have to turn my bluelights on to read .
user b : Why ?

user a : The background color is too close to font color .
user b : i'd fix it .

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turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over

Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

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Turn My Swag On

For Melissa to turn me/my cat on.

Cat:Hey Melissa, turn my swag on.

Melissa: Ohhh yeaaahh, purr kitty cat, purrr.

Cat:OOOHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Melissa: YEE-HMMM! (melissa's sex noise) :)

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Turned My Blue Into Yellow

When someone turns you from a very sad person into a less sad person .

kate : why do you love me ??

john: you turned my blue into yellow

turn my insides out

When a female says “turn my insides out”. It means she want you guys to fuck so much her insides go outwards.

“How long you wanna do this?”
“Baby, Just turn my insides out.”

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Turn my FaceBook the other way

The act of constantly ignoring a "friend" request on facebook or other social networking sites. It can also be used when ignoring various requests by existing friends to add applications, join groups, support causes, accept kisses, hugs, or penis tugs.

Cathy my high school 'girlfriend' keeps sending me friend requests, but I just turn my facebook the other way.

Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.

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my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

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