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The act of screwing a Mexican Chick from behind while in a warm climate, pulling out and only managing three minutes. In the act of doing so, you scream I am the wizard.
When I was on vacation I was pulling a Myrtle.
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Slang term to describe only the worst kind of criminal. Ferocious, unrelenting, hardcore, psychotic crazy person. Feared by even the most notorious of mobs and mafiosos, a Myrtle, often serves as a type of hired gun to "take out the trash" when all others have failed, but usually works for free simply for "the love of the kill". In some countries a myrtle is regarded as a myth due to it's ability to stay "under the radar" leaving no trace of it's devoured victims. No Myrtle has ever been convicted of a crime due to the tendancy of witnesses to disappear.
Pissing off a Myrtle is a deathwish.
Mob Boss 1: Hey Joey! The iceman screwed up the job!
Joey: Get me the Myrtle....
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a boys name :p not a girls name as many VERY stupid people may think.
i LOVE myrtle moo the cow...>>>>HE<<<< is sooo fit
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A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE
I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.
Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile
Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.
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Classmate of Lilo's from Lilo & Stitch, who calls Lilo a "Weird-Lo", Stitch a "disconfigured dog", and literally owns her own possie. (see spoiled brat)
The girl gets two birthdays a year, for crying out loud!
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A beach, that has awesome attractions. Located in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Myrtle Beach, is My favorite Beach in the U.S.
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