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Not My Problem Parenting... a style of parenting where parents utilize natural consequences for children regarding their actions. Especially useful in parenting school age children who forget their lunch, forget to wear a coat or had detention because they didn't do their homework.
A very effective parenting style that can result in children taking more ownership of their actions and develops independence and self responsibility.
Teacher to parent: "Mrs. G, your son Eli has forgotten his homework folder three weeks in a row, and now he's going to lose his recess for a week."
Parent: "Sounds good to me. NMP. I did my homework. I have a good job. I get to chit chat with my friends at work at the water cooler. Sorry Eli, next time don't forget your homework folder. Not My Problem. NMP Parenting works!"
Child: "Waaaaa... I want my Mommy to rescue me. Oh well, I hate losing my recess so you know I'm not forgetting my folder EVER again!"
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Too bad so sad, not my problem
*commonly used to show that you just don't give a fuck
Girl 1: omg...he just dumped me
Girl 2: uhhh tbss nmp. i dont rele care....
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When Something has an NMP Field around it, it simply means 'Not My Problem' (adapted from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series)
ex. Jimmy: My car got impounded because I had invalid plates on it and got pulled over.
This problem has an NMP field around it to most people except Jimmy.
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What a lot trendy vsco'rs say when they steal a pictures that isn't there off of Instagram or an artsy twitter account
Omg did you see Leila's picture of that puppy sitting in a rocking chair
Yeah I totally that u was so cute but she captioned it nmp so... no credit
NMP: Not My Photo
NMP (Not My Photo), but it was too cute to not share!